Michigan shoplifter rushed to hospital after hiding bottle of wine in her ‘body cavity’

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A Michigan woman was arrested and then rushed to the hospital after she stole a bottle of wine and hid it inside a “body cavity,” cops said.

The 48-year-old was allegedly caught by shopkeepers drinking a bottle of alcohol in a Traverse City liquor store without paying for it, and returned the next day to nab a bottle of Chardonnay.

Employees attempted to stop her, but were unable to find the pilfered tipple.

That is, until police arrested her and found it stashed inside an unnamed bodily orifice at the jail, at which point she was brought to Munson Medical Center for treatment.

The woman, who was not named, been charged with two counts of retail fraud, one count of smuggling and trespassing.

The Post has reached out to the Traverse City police for additional details but did not immediately hear back.